straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

Send me a letter

russiangovernment:

A: I jerked it to your selfies

B: I jacked off to your selfies

C: I masturbated to your selfies

D: Your selfies gave me sexual pleasure

E: Your selfies made me orgasm

F: I came while looking at your selfies

trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years




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johannathemad:

schrodingersvet:

crab-cakes:

mukuroikusaba:

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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.

How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

Are you a top or a bottom
Anonymous

shingekinofuckingkyojin:

people who still make ‘jean is a horse’ jokes

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people who still call sasha ‘potato girl’

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people who still make petra/tree jokes

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people who still make marco and half jokes

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foundmeinmywonderland:

I know the whole fandom is aware of how Eren is equal to his mom.

But I think is important to mention that

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They even have the same cute smile with that tender look.

amazingphanonfire:

I tried some new brushes um

amazingphanonfire:

I tried some new brushes um

EPISODE 27

OH JESUSIM GONNA CRY IS THIS REAL 

I tried some new brushes um

I tried some new brushes um

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA