dagfella:


mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.


ok

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

"Oh whoops, ooooh. I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong."

daleslers:

floof hair

jaclcfrost:

shadowtraveled:

jaclcfrost:

the least trustworthy of all shapes

  • triangles

you never know what their angle is.

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

lord-of-spades:

WHEN YOU GET OC IDEAS FROM SONGS

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officialwhitegirls:

people who go into the shower then turn it on are not to be trusted

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

straaya:

straaya:

I’m cute sometimes, why am I single?

Update: I’m now dating the girl I said this too

straaya:

straaya:

I’m cute sometimes, why am I single?

Update: I’m now dating the girl I said this too

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.


  • on first date: So… uhm… What’s your favourite episode of The Walking Dead?

astromot:

five nights at freddys more like

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rngrn:

+10 years probably 

rngrn:

+10 years probably