not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay
A: I jerked it to your selfies
B: I jacked off to your selfies
C: I masturbated to your selfies
D: Your selfies gave me sexual pleasure
E: Your selfies made me orgasm
F: I came while looking at your selfies
i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end
ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could
Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs
people who still make ‘jean is a horse’ jokes
people who still call sasha ‘potato girl’
people who still make petra/tree jokes
people who still make marco and half jokes
I know the whole fandom is aware of how Eren is equal to his mom.
But I think is important to mention that
They even have the same cute smile with that tender look.
I tried some new brushes um
OH JESUSIM GONNA CRY IS THIS REAL